Gintama - Episode 16 - If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life’s a Lot Longer as an Old Guy Than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!!

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Gintama - Episode 16 - If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life’s a Lot Longer as an Old Guy Than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!!

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0. Gintama Jump Special...

1. You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama? (Part 1)

2. You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama? (Part 2)

3. Nobody with Naturally Wavy Hair Can Be That Bad

4. Watch Out! Weekly Shonen Jump Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!

5. Make Friends You Can Call by Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart

6. Keep Your Promise Even If It Kills You

7. Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets

8. There Is Butt a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness

9. Fighting Should Be Done with Fists

10. Eat Something Sour When You’re Tired

11. Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot!

12. People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck

13. If You’re Going to Cosplay, Go All Out

14. You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just the Armpits

15. Pets Resemble Their Owners

16. If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life’s a Lot Longer as an Old Guy Than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!!

17. Sons Only Take After Their Father’s Negative Attributes

18. Oh, Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One!

19. Why’s the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!

20. Watch Out for Conveyer Belts!

21. If You Go to Sleep With the Fan On, You’ll Get a Stomachache, So Be Careful

22. Marriage Is Prolonging an Illusion for Your Whole Life

23. When You’re in a Fix, Keep on Laughing, Laughing…

24. Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something

25. A Shared Soup Pot Is a Microcosm of Life

26. Don’t Be Shy – Just Raise Your Hand and Say It

27. Some Things Can’t Be Cut with a Sword

28. Good Things Never Come in Twos (but bad things do)

29. Part 1: Don’t Panic – There’s a Return Policy! / Part 2: I Told You to Pay Attention to the News!

30. Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys

31. You Always Remember the Things that Matter the Least

32. Life Moves on Like a Conveyor Belt

33. Mistaking Someone’s Name is Rude!

34. Love Doesn’t Require a Manual

35. Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (Continued) / You Can't Judge a Person by His Appearance, Either

36. People with Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up

37. People Who Say that Santa Doesn’t Really Exist Actually Want to Believe in Him / Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself

38. Only Children Play in the Snow

39. Ramen Shops with Long Menus Never Do Well

40. Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy

41. You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title

42. You Know What Happens if You Pee on a Worm

43. Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are by Just Their Silhouettes

44. Mom’s Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What’s for Dinner

45. Walk Your Dog at an Appropriate Speed

46. Adults Only. We Wouldn’t Want Anyone Immature in Here

47. Do Cherries Come from Cherry Trees?

48. The More You're Alike, the More You Fight

49. A Life Without Gambling is like Sushi Without Wasabi

50. "Once Upon a Time in China-Girl Gintama"" or “Pending Means Pending, It’s Not Final"

51. Milk Should Be Served at Body Temperature

52. If You Want to See Someone, Make an Appo First

53. Stress Makes You Bald, but It's Stressful to Avoid Stress, so You End Up Stressed Out Anyway, so in the End There's Nothing You Can Do

54. Mothers Everywhere Are All the Same

55. Don't Make Munching Noises When You Eat

56. Keep an Eye on the Chief for the Day

57. When Looking For Something You've Lost, Remember What You Were Doing On The Day You Lost It

58. Croquette Sandwiches Are Always the Most Popular Food Sold at the Stalls

59. Be Careful Not to Leave Your Umbrella Somewhere

60. The Sun Will Rise Again

61. On A Moonless Night, Insects Are Drawn To The Light

62. Even Mummy Hunters Sometimes Turn into Mummys

63. "The Preview Section in JUMP is Always Unreliable"

64. "Eating Nmaibo Can Make You Full in No Time!"

65. "Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys that Life is Precious"

66. "Dango Over Flowers"

67. "For the Wind Is the Life"

68. "Like a Haunted House, Life is Filled with Horrors"

69. "Please Help by Separating Your Trash"

70. "Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick"

71. "Some Data Cannot Be Erased"

72. "A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant" / "Drive With A "Might" Attitude"

73. "Think for a Minute Now, Do Matsutake Mushrooms Really Taste All That Good?"

74. "The Manga Writer Becomes a Pro, After Doing a Stock of Manuscripts"

75. “Don’t complain about your job at home, do it somewhere else”

76. "In Those Situations, Keep Quiet and Cook Red Rice With Beans"

77. “Yesterday’s Enemy, After All Is Said and Done, Is Still the Enemy”

78. "People who are picky about food are picky about people, too"

79. "Four Heads are Better than One"

80. "When someone who wears glasses takes them off, it looks like something’s missing"

81. “A Woman's Best Make Up is Her Smile”

82. “You Say Kawaii so Often, You Must Really Think You’re Cute Stuff”

83. "Rank Has Nothing to Do With Luck"

84. "Hard-boiled Egg on a Man's Heart"

85. "Hard-Boiled Eggs Don't Crack"

86. "It's Often Difficult to Sleep When You're Engrossed With Counting Sheep"

87. "Perform a German Suplex On a Woman Who Asks If She or the Job Is More Important"

88. "The Most Exciting Part of a Group Date is Before it Starts"

89. "What Happens Twice, Happens Thrice"

90. "The More Delicious the Food, the Nastier It Is When It Goes Bad"

91. If You Want To Lose Weight, Then Stop Eating and Start Moving

92. Be a Person Who Can See People's Strong Points and Not Their Weak Points

93. Even A Hero Has Issues

94. When Riding A Train, Make Sure You Grab The Straps With Both Hands

95. "Men, Be A Madao"

96. "If You're A Man, Don't Give Up"

97. “Exaggerate the Tales of Your Exploits by a Third, so Everyone Has a Good Time” / “Men Have a Weakness for Girls Who Sell Flowers and Work in Pastry Shops”

98. "Play Video Games for Only An Hour A Day"

99. "Life and Video Games are Full of Bugs"

100. "The More Something Is Disliked, The More Lovely It Is"

101. "Rules Are Made to be Broken"

102. "Otaku Are Talkative"

103. "There's a Thin Line Between Strengths and Weaknesses"

104. “Important Things Are Hard To See”

105. "It’s All About the Beat and Timing"

106. "Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death"

107. “Kids Don’t Understand How Their Parents Feel”

108. "Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid"

109. Gintama Classic - Life is a Test

110. Gintama Classic - People Are All Escapees of Their Own Inner Prisons.

111. Gintama Classic - Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See The Things You Use For Cross-dressing / There's Almost a 100% Chance You’ll Forget Your Umbrella and Hate Yourself For It

112. "Lucky Is a Man Who Gets Up and Goes to Work"

113. “Cleaning the Toilet Cleanses the Soul”

114. “They Say Soy Sauce On Pudding Tastes Like Sea Urchin, But Soy Sauce On Pudding Only Tastes Like Pudding and Soy Sauce”

115. “Summer Vacation is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins”

116. “The Older, The Wiser”

117. "Beauty is Like a Summer Fruit "

118. "Even if Your Back is Bent, Go Straight Forward"

119. Gintama Classic - Within Each Box of Cigarettes, Are One or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung

120. "Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much like School Cafeteria Lunches" / "Once You've Chosen a Dish, You Can't Give it Back"

121. “Novices Only Need a Flathead and a Phillips”

122. ”Imagination Is Nurtured In the 8th Grade”

123. "Always Keep a Screwdriver In Your Heart"

124. "When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating"

125. “Entering the Final Chapter!”

126. “Some Things Can Only Be Conveyed Through the Written Word”

127. “Sometimes You Must Meet to Understand”

128. “Sometimes You Can’t Tell Just By Meeting Someone”

129. Beware of Food You Pick Up Off the Ground

130. Cat Lovers and Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive

131. Fights Often Ensue During Trips

132. Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks

133. Gin and His Excellency’s Good For Nothing

134. Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories

135. Before Thinking About the Earth, Think About the More Endangered Gintaman’s Future!

136. Gintama Classic - It's Your House, You Build It

137. 99% Of Men Are Not Confident In Confessing Their Love

138. Gintama Classic - Why Not Talk About the Old Days for a Change?

139. Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket

140. Beware of Those Who Use an Umbrella on a Sunny Day!

141. Butting Into A Fight Is Dangerous

142. Life Is About Making Consecutive Decisions

143. Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand on Two Legs, Guts, and Glory, Are Men

144. Don’t Trust Bedtime Stories

145. The Color for Each Person’s Bond Comes in Various Colors

146. The Taste of Drinking Under Broad Daylight Is Something Special

147. All Adults are Instructors for All Children

148. Zip Up Your Fly Nice and Slowly

149. When breaking a Chuubert in half, the end with the knob should be better. It's also tasty to drink from there

150. If You Can’t Beat Them, Join Them

151. A Conversation With a Barber During a Haircut is The Most Pointless Thing in The World

152. “The Heavens Created Chonmage Above Man Instead of Another Man.”

153. Gintama Classic - Sleep Helps a Child Grow

154. That Person Looks Different from Usual During a Birthday Party

155. The Other Side of the Other Side of the Other Side would be the Other Side

156. Gintama Classic - It Takes a Bit of Courage to Enter a Street Vendor's Stand

157. Any Place Can Become a Battlefield When Men Gather

158. If a Friend Gets Injured, Take Him to the Hospital, Stat!

159. If one orange in the box is rotten, the rest of them will become rotten before you realize it!

160. From a foreigner's perspective, you're the foreigner. From an alien's perspective, you're the alien

161. Laputa's still good after seeing it so many times

162. Love Is Unconditional

163. The Black Ships Even Make A Scene When They Sink

164. "That Matsutake Soup Stuff Tastes Better Than The Real Deal" & "If a person is dead, they can't come back to life"

165. If It Works Once, It'll Work Over And Over Again

166. Two Is Better Than One. Two People Are Better Than One.

167. Smooth Polygons Smooth Men's Hearts Too

168. A Human Body Is Like a Little Universe

169. The Chosen Idiots

170. “And into the Legend..."

171. Part A “If You Keep Copying, They Will Retaliate” / Part B “A Loss Opens Your Eyes to the Love You Have”

172. Using the Carrot and the Stick Method Depends on the Situation

173. Part A It's What's On The Inside That Counts / Part B It's What's On The Inside That Counts, But Only To A Certain Extent

174. When a Person Is Trapped, Their Inner Door Opens

175. Gintama Classic - No Matter How Old You Get, You Still Hate the Dentist

176. Countdown Begins

177. It's Bad Luck to See a Spider at Night

178. Once You’re Entangled in a Spiderweb, It’s Hard to Get It Off

179. It's the Irresponsible One Who's Scary When Pissed.

180. The More Precious the Burden, The Heavier and More Difficult it is to Shoulder

181. Watch Out For A Set of Women and A Drink

182. Screw Popularity Votes

183. Popularity Polls Can Burn to Hell

184. Popularity Polls Can...

185. The Whole Peeing on a Bee Sting Is a Myth. You’ll Get Germs, So Don’t Do It!!

186. Beware of Foreshadows

187. It’s Goodbye Once a Flag Is Set

188. Gintama Classic - An Observation Journal Should Be Seen Through To The Very End

189. Part A We Know It’s Best to Finish Yearly Tasks Before the End Of The Year, But Then You Put It Off Till Next Year For a Fresh Start. That’s How The End of the Year Goes. / Part B Radio Exercises are Socials for Boys and Girls

190. When Looking for Something, Try Using its Perspective

191. Freedom Means to Live True to Yourself, not Without Law!

192. Kabukicho Stray Cat Blues

193. Cooking Is About Guts

194. Gintama Classic - Whenever I Hear Leviathan, I Think of Sazae-san. Stupid Me!!

195. Not Losing to the Rain!

196. Not Losing to the Wind

197. Not Losing to the Storm

198. Never Losing That Smile

199. That’s How I Wish to Be, Beautiful and Strong

200. Santa Claus Red Is Blood Red

201. Everybody’s a Santa

202. Everyone Looks a Little Grown Up After Spring Break

203. [Wartirine / Warti / Wartise]

204. Use a Calligraphy Pen for New Year's Cards/The heart comes before chocolate

205. Meals Should Be Balanced

206. It's Too Confusing When Talking About the Poster Girl for a Poster Store, So Call Her a Sandwich Board

207. Glasses are part of the soul

208. Glasses Prevent You From Seeing Certain Things

209. Nothing lasts forever, etc.

210. A Lawless Town Tends to Attract a Bunch of Whoohooey Folk

211. Ghosts Aren't the Only Ones Who Run Wild Around Graveyards

212. Chains of a Warrior

214. 'Tis An Honor!

215. Odds or Evens

216. I Can't Remember a Damn Thing About the Factory Tour

217. What Happens Twice Can Happen Thrice

218. The Claws of a Crab Can Snip Through a Friendship

219. People Forget to Return Stuff All the Time Without Even Realizing It

220. The Bathhouse, Where You're Naked in Body and Soul

221. The name reveals the person

222. "The name reveals the person"

223. "The man's household situation is hard, his heart is soft."

224. "Blue and Red Ecstasy"

225. So in the second season of Prison Break, they're already broken out of prison, but the name works once you realize that society is a prison

226. "Everybody loves pajamas"

227. Speaking of crossovers, don't forget about Alien vs. Predator

228. "Love is neither plus nor minus"

229. Making It Through Love

230. It would take too much effort to make this title sound like a text message subject

231. When you go to a funeral for the first time, you're surprised by how happy the people are

232. The people you tend to forget tend to show up after you forget them

233. Space Ururun Homestay

234. Piggy banks and trash cans

235. Empty planet

236. Don't say good-bye Lionel

237. Please take me skiing

238. A vacation in disorientation

239. You know those year-end parties where you keep drinking until you've forgotten everything that happened the past year? There are a few things you're not supposed to forget

240. People can only live by forgetting the bad

241. We are all hosts, in capital letters

242. Girls like Vegeta, guys like Piccolo

243. Draw your life on the canvas we call manga

244. Check it out!!

245. Thorny and Rosy

246. Festival of Thornys

247. Letter From Thorny

248. Madaodog Madaonaire

249. Presents Are Meant To Be Given Early

250. New Year's Envelopes Are Perfect for Dirty Jokes

251. When Sleeping Under a Kotatsu, Make Sure You Don't Burn Your Balls

252. We're Sorry

253. Nobody with Natural Straight Hair Can Be That Bad

254. Kintoki and Gintoki

255. Kin-san's Kintama

256. The Meaning of a Main Character

257. Courtesan turns the tables

258. Inside the Palace!!

259. Five Pinkies

260. Pinky Swear

261. Unsetting Moon

262. The Sound of a Beam Can Pierce Every Heart

263. Two Brothers

264. Liquor and Gasoline, Smiles and Tears

265. Dog Food Doesn't Have As Much Flavor As You'd Think

266. You Can Never Pause...

267. Even a Matsui Stick...

268. An Inspector's Love...

269. Forget Dates...

270. A Mirror Provides a...

271. Arriving Late to a...

272. A Reunion Also Brings...

273. When Compared to...

274. Guys With Big Nostrils...

275. 9 + 1 = Yagyu Jyubei

276. Calories Come Back to...

277. 10-1=

278. All Mothers Pack Too...

279. The Reaper by Day and...

280. Human or Demon?

281. Farewell, Reaper

282. A Phoenix Rises from...

283. Amen

284. Being a Leader Is Tough

285. Love Is a Roach Motel

286. A Sizzle Summer

287. I'm the Mayo Guy, and...

288. I'm a Failure as a...

289. I'm Odd Jobs, and He's...

290. Always Leave Enough...

291. Always Leave Enough...

292. Style Goes Out of...

293. The Two Apes

294. Afros of Life and Death

295. Afuro and Wolfro

296. Take the Initial Premise...

297. Keep Your Farewells...

298. One Editor Is Enough /...

299. Strike When the Sword...

300. Shogun Assassination...

301. Shogun Assassination...

302. Shogun Assassination...

303. Shogun Assassination...

304. Shogun Assassination...

305. Shogun Assassination...

306. Shogun Assassination...

307. Shogun Assassination...

308. Farewell Shinsengumi...

309. Farewell Shinsengumi...

310. Farewell Shinsengumi...

311. Farewell Shinsengumi...

312. Farewell Shinsengumi...

313. Farewell Shinsengumi...

314. Farewell Shinsengumi...

315. Farewell Shinsengumi...

316. Farewell Shinsengumi...